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Death Is The Only Certainty Tee | Graphic Back Print
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Death Is The Only Certainty Tee | Graphic Back Print

$25.00

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Description

A relaxed, sturdy tee that carries a quiet, dark-humored message. The soft, midweight cotton feels familiar from the first wear, while a subtle chest mark and bold circular back graphic deliver a look that’s both minimal and striking. Wear it on late-night drives, at small gatherings, or while wandering city streets — it reads like an inside line for those who appreciate blunt, clever statements. The clean crew neckline and classic cut keep the focus on the artwork, and the tear-away label, reinforced shoulders, and OEKO-TEX® safety mean comfort without compromise. Product features - 100% cotton (solid colors) midweight fabric — durable, breathable (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) - Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced waste - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and added stability - Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck details and DTG for main prints — crisp, detailed graphics - Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, EU 2-year warranty, made in Nicaragua Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat