




Etsy
Maybe Not Fast But Furious Funny Car Sticker Turtle Warning Vinyl Decal Slow Driver Humor Gift Bumper
$7.85
In stock
Description
⚠️ WARNING "Maybe Not Fast But Furious!"
Do not let the speed fool you. The attitude is fully intact.
This bold illustrated warning sticker is for every driver who takes their time getting there but arrives with absolute energy. Featuring a tattooed turtle in a backwards cap who has clearly made peace with his speed and chosen fury as his primary personality trait instead. Part Fast and Furious tribute, part honest self assessment, entirely the best thing you can put on a bumper.
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🧾 Product Details
Type: Kiss-cut waterproof vinyl sticker
Text: "Warning — Maybe Not Fast But Furious"
Style: Illustrated Warning Humor Sticker
Finish: Premium glossy
Waterproof & weather resistant
Bubble-free application
High opacity — no bleed-through
Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
Pro tip: Apply to a clean, dry surface for best results.
📏 Available Sizes
3 inches
4 inches
5 inches
Size refers to the longest side of the sticker.
💡 Sticks Great On
Car bumpers · Rear windows · Laptops · Water bottles · Helmets · Motorcycles · Phone cases · Lockers
🎁 Makes a Great Gift For
Slow drivers who are absolutely unbothered about it, anyone who drives the speed limit with complete confidence, older car owners who have accepted their vehicle's limitations, people whose passengers are always running late because of them, Fast and Furious fans with a sense of humor about themselves, turtle lovers with attitude, and every driver who has been honked at and simply did not care.
📦 Made to Order
Each sticker is printed just for you after your order — no bulk waste, no sitting in a warehouse. Good for you, better for the planet.
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