Merry When Fictional Men Ruin Me Shirt, Smutty Xmas Tee, Funny Bookish Holiday Gift, Romance Reader Top, Booktok Delulu Shirt

💀 I’M ONLY MERRY WHEN FICTIONAL MEN RUIN ME 💀 If he’s got horns, a tragic backstory, and emotionally unavailable energy… then yes, this is your Christmas shirt. This spicy holiday tee features a retro pin-up reader girl lost in a book—while a seductive, horned fictional man literally emerges from the pages to ruin her peace. Because joy? Never heard of her. Emotional damage? Festive edition 🎁 📖 Designed for the romantasy addict who: – Spends the holidays with morally gray monsters – Is emotionally wrecked by fictional men only – Needs smut and suffering under the mistletoe 💬 Front design says: I’m Only Merry When Fictional Men Ruin Me ...and that’s not even the most unhinged thing in your Kindle. 🧵 Details You’ll Love: ✔️ Cozy oversized fit for dramatic book hangovers ✔️ Vintage pin-up aesthetic with a smutty twist ✔️ Perfect for monster lovers, fae simps, and delulu queens 🎄 Make it your official trauma-core Christmas uniform. ✦ Product Characteristics ✦ Gender:Unisex Model:Loose Fabric:100% Cotton Fabric Weight:7.4 oz/yd² (250 g/m²) Fabric Thickness:Moderate Fabric Strench:Slight Stretch ✦Care Instructions✦ Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean