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Smells Like Getting Railed by Astarion in His Tent While He Drinks You Bloodless Scented Soy Candle | Fictional Men, BG3 Astarion merch
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Smells Like Getting Railed by Astarion in His Tent While He Drinks You Bloodless Scented Soy Candle | Fictional Men, BG3 Astarion merch

$24.50

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A soy wax candle inspired by the candlelit atmosphere of a beloved video game character's tent, this 9 oz. vessel burns for 50–60 hours and comes in five scent options ranging from Apple Harvest to Balsam + Fir Forest. Made from 100% natural soy wax with a cotton wick, it's assembled in the USA without synthetic dyes, phthalates, or parabens—a thoughtful gift for BG3 fans, fiction enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys quality home fragrance with personality.