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Smells Like Moaning "Yes, Chef" While Carmy Rails You Against the Kitchen Prep Table Scented Candle, Bear Jeremy Allen White Merch Candles
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Smells Like Moaning "Yes, Chef" While Carmy Rails You Against the Kitchen Prep Table Scented Candle, Bear Jeremy Allen White Merch Candles

$24.50

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Description

A playful candle crafted from 100% natural soy wax with a 50-60 hour burn time, available in five distinct scents ranging from Apple Harvest to Balsam + Fir Forest. Made in the USA from globally sourced scent components and free of lead, plastics, parabens, and phthalates, it arrives in a recyclable glass jar that doubles as home decor. Whether you're looking for a humorous gift for a fellow fan or simply want a quality scent to accompany your evenings, this candle delivers both character and craftsmanship.